Things you should NOT do on facebook or Twitter
1. Birthday Messages
Imagine I have 365 friends with different birthdays, then everyday my homepage would be full of 364 birthday messages and 364 reply messages saying “hey thanks”. And let’s be honest you don’t really remember their birthday, you just happen to see their names on the right side of your screen. Oh what happened to the time when everyone just use cards…
2. Having a Looong Conversation
You know how it annoys you when you open your timeline and same faces show over and over again because they were talking to each other. Please understand that whatever you type is published in the internet, everybody can see it! It’s like talking with screaming on the street, people can hear you. Or are you just seeking attention?
3. ”My 12345th(or some stupid number) tweet is dedicated to you! Yay!”
Wow. Thanks. Umm. Can I buy lunch with that?
4. Love Birds
“Darling, I loooveee you so muuucchh. Smooch muah muah muah” Seriously? On the internet?
5. The Quoters
Sometimes it’s funny to see how people look wise on the internet by tweeting wisdom quotes while I know their not even close to what they post in real life. Seriously, stealing Gandhi’s quote doesn’t make you a holy person.
6. The Complainers
There are some people who in every status, every tweets complain about something. You know, twitter and facebook is about what happen in your life, and I can’t help to think man,how miserable your life is that you can’t stop complaining about everything. Sorry, you make it look that way.
7. Tweet Every Freakin’ Minute
Unfollowing…
8. Miss Grammar
Dude, I know it would look cool if you use English in the internet. But trust me, you look 10 times dumber if you miss grammar 4 out of 5 posts. Just saying…
Ahh there was just 8 things I managed to find, I thought it would be like 10 or more. Squeezed my brain and got nothing more. So there you go 8 things you shouldn’t do in the Facebook and Twitter. All of them are jokes but you get the point,don’t you?don’t you?! hahaha.
*cough people are gonna hate me after this.
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